Finally, the Bee Movie script is here for all you fans of the Jerry Seinfeld animated movie. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.
SCP, -2, and -3 are to be contained in standard humanoid cells at Site They frequently attempt to engage in self-harm, and are to be considered a moderate to high suicide risk; although Dr. For their psychological well-being, they are permitted to undergo cosmetic surgery procedures at their own request; these procedures may not be performed any more frequently than once every three months.
The cadaver of SCP is contained in a high-security morgue freezer at Site Access to tissue samples requires written permission from two O5-level personnel.
SCP, -2, -3, and -4 are to be kept under surveillance at all times. All electronic communication to and from them is to be intercepted, recorded, transcribed via a double-blind system, and archived.
No individual Foundation agent, operative, or employee is to be assigned to SCP for more than 6 consecutive days; the interval between two successive assignments to SCP must be no less than 14 days. In the event of any of these individuals coming within meters of SCP, their itineraries are to be rerouted via Kerner-Leeming traffic manipulation protocols.
SCP is the collective term for three individuals, and the cadaver of a fourth individual, who have been anomalously altered to be exact physical replicas of the primary cast of the American situation comedy Seinfeldas they appeared in approximately The three living instances do not show any external signs of physical aging other than those which were present on Seinfeld, Alexander, and Richards inand any significant physical modifications will gradually revert themselves at a rate proportional to the degree of modification.
SCP is the collective term for four entities who are exact replicas of the primary cast of the American situation comedy Seinfeld as they appeared in approximatelyexisting separately from the actors who portrayed them. These rates are increased still further for individuals who interact 2 with the entities; such individuals also exhibit behavioral modifications involving decreased empathy, malignant narcissism, and general amorality.
Foundation dramaturges and critical theorists have shown 3 that SL events are parametrically consistent with the scenarios portrayed in broadcast episodes of Seinfeld, and posit that they are phenomenologically indistinguishable from "living in the show".
Medium-level cognitive distortion has also been observed to occur, such that affected individuals show no awareness of either the fictional characters whose appearance SCP mimics, the television program which featured those characters, or the actors who portrayed those characters. After the first 22 attempts at containment were disrupted by the unexpected range of SCP's anomalous effect [see documents HL2 through -HM], the Foundation entered into a temporary partnership with the Global Occult Coalition, and another with the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Unusual Incidents Unit; neither of these organizations was made aware of the Foundation's cooperation with the other.
The rationale for this was that, by joining forces with two separate organizations which had conflicting intentions towards anomalies, the Foundation would be insulated from SCP's manipulation of probability, behavior, and cognition. The UIU's Operation Gooseberry was thus intended to create civil unrest via crowd-manipulation protocols, under the assumption that this would overload and shut down SCP's anomaly; this would thereby allow the four members of SCP to be forcibly separated from each other and arrested, under the pretext of being taken into protective custody.
The GOC, however, had concluded also correctly that only one member of SCP was truly anomalous, and that the other three were either accomplices or as was later found to be the case unwilling victims who had been anomalously modified; since direct action against that entity was blocked by its anomalous effect, the GOC's Operation Flamingo was intended to first psychologically disrupt the anomalous "leader" of SCP by confronting it with the violent death of one of its companions.
Both operations were to be conducted via double-blind methodology, to circumvent inhibition via SCP's anomaly. In the midst of the civil unrest that resulted, a series of miscommunications and conflicts with UIU operatives led GOC operatives to conclude that the leader of SCP was most likely to be SCP, followed by -1, and then SCP, -2, and -3 immediately collapsed; they were taken into custody by UIU agents, and subsequently remanded into Foundation custody.
The cadaver of SCP was also taken into custody; interviews with -1, -2, and -3 indicate that, behavioral and dramaturgical analysis to the contrary, -4 was in fact their leader. Post-mortem analysis has revealed several macro- and microstructural anomalies in SCP's brain and nervous system; however, the extent to which these caused SCP's anomalous properties, rather than being caused by them, is speculative at best, especially in light of the assassination damage.
These coincidences, which were not detected until after the fact, are believed to have been the result of SCP's unconscious manipulation of probability.Oct 19, · Jenna Bush Hager, far left, and her sister, Barbara ashio-midori.comCreditChad Batka for The New York Times The other morning, after too little sleep and .
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Kramer is the friend and neighbor of main character Jerry, residing in Apartment 5B, and is friends with George and Elaine.
Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (/ ˈ s aɪ n f ɛ l d /; SYNE-feld) is the protagonist of the American television sitcom Seinfeld (–).The straight man among his group of friends, this semi-fictionalized version of comedian Jerry Seinfeld was named after, co-created by, based on, and played by Seinfeld himself.
The series revolves around Jerry's misadventures with his best friend George. Nov 25, · It was a weeknight at Applebee’s in Huber Heights, a suburb of Dayton, a few weeks before the wedding.
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